How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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