Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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