So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
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I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
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Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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