quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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