he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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