You were right. It hurts to walk today.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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