So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
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just found out that she named her cat after me.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
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This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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