I don't think brook has ever known best
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
