Ambien. No doubt about it.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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