This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
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I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
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Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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