I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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