She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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