My room smells like vodka and shame
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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