Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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