I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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