Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
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I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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