He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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