She announced her abortion via fbk
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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