Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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