About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Randomize
