He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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