the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
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DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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