So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
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Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
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New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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