We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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