In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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