I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
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I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
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I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize