Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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