she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.