Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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Oh shit. There are penis maracas
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
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Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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