Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Drake has all the answers
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
