I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
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Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
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So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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