Kiss
Puke
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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