I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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