I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
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I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
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A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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