Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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