doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
you told grandpa to call you daddy
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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