Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
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Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
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As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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