Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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