Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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