It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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