I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
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i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
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My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I still have a little drunk in my system
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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