nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
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okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
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Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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