you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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