My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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