If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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