i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
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Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
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That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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