She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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