you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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