i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
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Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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