After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Randomize