Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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