i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
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I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
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Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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