are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
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On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
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Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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