we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
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You. Win. At. Life.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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